{"product_id":"im-not-drunk-card-game","title":"I'M NOT DRUNK Card Game","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%; color: #e67e23;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003eACT SOBER OR FAIL SPECTACULARLY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e - Players perform absurd tasks (like stacking cups with oven mitts) while pretending they’re stone-cold sober. The catch? You’re “drunk” if you laugh, stumble, or spill secrets. Spoiler: Everyone fails. Perfect for truth bombs and belly laughs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/5829\/8669\/files\/spp_20250319175305_7da29b5431274bf963fe361af1e4eec5.jpg?v=1742377989\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003eLAUGH-INDUCING LIABILITY: 60+ CARDS OF CHAOS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e - Cards range from “Chug water like tequila” to “Explain quantum physics to a houseplant.” Watch CEOs impersonate toddlers and introverts belt karaoke. No alcohol needed—just pure, unhinged energy. Warning: May cause friendship tests and abs cramps.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/5829\/8669\/files\/spp_20250319175310_2a58d72304625a8ecc555f7a183bea4d.jpg?v=1742377993\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003eANYONE CAN PLAY, NOBODY WINS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e - Learn rules in 60 seconds. Play with 3-10 friends, strangers, or that one cousin who always overshares. Timer app optional; chaos guaranteed. Ideal for icebreakers, bachelor parties, or therapy sessions (kidding… maybe).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/5829\/8669\/files\/spp_20250319175315_7cc87f6a413a40e7451697cc9d49f68d.jpg?v=1742377998\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003eEVERY GAME A NEW DISASTER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e - Mix cards, swap dares, or invent rules. The deck evolves with your group’s chaos tolerance. Comes with “Sobriety Test” bonus cards—try walking straight lines post-game. Spoiler: Nobody can.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/5829\/8669\/files\/spp_20250319175320_bd2b2cec0c96845ea8e42c253b42c766.jpg?v=1742378004\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%; color: #e67e23;\"\u003eSPEC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003eColor: Yellow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003eWeight: 300g\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003eSize: 9*6.5*2cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 宋体; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial;\"\u003eCard: 60 pieces\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 宋体; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial;\"\u003e: 1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%;\"\u003e×I'M NOT DRUNK Card Game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; line-height: 150%; color: #e67e23;\"\u003eNOTES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial;\"\u003ePlease allow 2-3cm error due to manual measurement. Please make sure you do not mind before purchasing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 150%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 14pt;\"\u003eColor may not appear as exactly as in real life due to variations between the computer monitors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"m","offers":[{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":48283066564827,"sku":"LP10293203","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/9856\/5083\/files\/spp_20250319175325_6005867c92eaadaf7994cc5a874fec67_0fa08743-beea-49a0-9844-eb6ad813fb9b.jpg?v=1771496606","url":"https:\/\/digifiy.net\/products\/im-not-drunk-card-game","provider":"Digifiy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}